Mathieu

A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."

by t-bearmd March 15, 2009

Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.

What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?

by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021

Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.

What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?

by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021

Mathieu

Gets angry too easily and plays too many girls at the same time. Usually a pot head that uses people for their weed. Overall a messed up person.

" Can i have 5g for 20$" "Omg your such a mathieu!"

by clintyyyyy March 4, 2017

Mathieu Sicardi

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

mathieu

Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!

Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!

Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"

Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"

Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"

Random person: "what penis?"

by the popos May 30, 2009

mathiew

Mathiew is a long name for a short guy, he is mostly known for sending memes and are also quite queer.

Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !

Oh, there's mathiew in the scooter squad

Mathiews such a fag

by KKK then August 12, 2017