Mathiez 

A big guy with a loving heart and a huge cock, his looks will blow you away. If not his cock surely will.

I've fallen in love, it must be a Mathiez

Mathiez by Billslick November 23, 2021

Mathieu 

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

Mathieu by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020

Mathieu Dodge 

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

Mathieu Dodge by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023

Mathieu 

Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever

that guy has a Mathieu of a penis

Mathieu by begalfull April 23, 2009

Mathieu 

A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.

girl 1 - "OMG! Look, look, look, it's Mathieu!"
girl 2 - *SQUEAL* "he is so freakin' HOT!

Mathieu by American Admirer November 15, 2010

Mathieu Fortin

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."

Mathieu Fortin by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

mathieson by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018