Matthewashere

When mat was here or when the math is chewy

ugh Matthewashere during the baseball game. He totally saw my baby getting hit! AH!

by GreasyGrove May 31, 2021

lawrance mathews

a boy that is wild and crazy and likes PvZ garden warfare also loves fnaf (five nights at freddys) and minecraft and loves to play with friends on Xbox 360 and Xbox 1

"wanna play fnaf or PvZ or minecraft"
"sure Lawrance Mathews"

"you are crazy"
"i know"

by breannabear03 May 2, 2018

Marisa Mathews

The most gorgeous and amazing girl on the planet. She's gorgeous and the best friend everyone wishes they had.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marisa Mathews she's my best friend!

by funnygirl14 August 6, 2011

Mathemasochist

A PhD candidate in pure mathematics who derives pleasure from being grilled for their 3rd thesis defense after failing 2 times.

A: Jackson is such a mathemasochist!

B: yeah, he derives pleasure from being grilled every time!

by Mathematicus May 31, 2023

Mathgasm

That wonderful feeling you get when your didn't understand a math concept, but then suddenly you do. This wave of understanding is oftentimes accompanied by an audible, "oooooooooo".

Teacher: "So you see, the limit of f of x as x goes to 3 is infinity..."
Student: "OOOOoooooooo! I get it now."

Other student: Wow nice mathgasm.

by bientrabajoe September 26, 2010

mathwashing

The act of using mathematical models, statistical analyses and data-centric approaches that are used to justify bullshit policies and terrible strategies. Mathwashing can occur in any stage of the analysis — it can be using the wrong kind of data, using the wrong kind of model, or even making the wrong kind of conclusions from the results provided. Whatever the cause, the results are the same — it uses the sanctity and the so-called objectivity of “math”, “data”, and “science” to justify policies and strategies with destructive, tragic and far-ranging effects.

Telling me that John McAfee said that Bitcoin's mathematics make financial bubbles impossible is mathwashing, George — the mathematical guarantees that the blockchain algorithm only guarantee that the whole damn thing works as a tamper-evident repository of data, not that fraud and asset bubbles are fundamentally impossible. Now, get your head out of your ass, and tell me how much of our life savings did you invest in the damn thing.

by tariqk December 12, 2018

mathewson

an asshle that thinks he better then everyone

he can be a mathewson

by gibber1212 May 23, 2017