mathematics

the science that deals with the study of numbers in relation to operative functioning calculation signs.

i love mathematics so much i can study it all day long!!!

by Jamanworld_2000 January 28, 2018

Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022

mathematics

study of ones self. Everything in the world is like numbers, connected and explainable. everything is mathematics

-mos def - mathematics

Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret:
the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics - Mos Def - Mathematics

by Neeraj.S May 13, 2005

Mathematics

Aids, Herpes, STI, Chlamydia and Genital Warts mixed into one thing, then put on paper.

I think I have mathematics now.

by ɯʎuopnǝsd May 30, 2019

Beauty in Mathematics

The raison-d’être for mathematics, not its applications and oft-long-winded or tedious proofs—because there is no place in the universe for ugly math.

What is beauty in mathematics? Being awed by beautiful patterns? Experiencing the pleasure or aha! feeling that transcends sexual bliss? What the heck is it?

by MathPlus January 10, 2019

Gay Moment in Mathematics

When a math educator is thrilled to discover that some his fellow mathematical brethren are also gay—what a relief for him to stop feeling like an odd in a sea of evens.

Since Dave experienced his gay moment in mathematics last summer, he's been invited by his fellow mathematicians to speak at their clandestinely held "Gay Topology" conference.

by MathPlus March 28, 2017

Trickle Down Mathematics

A cute sounding phrase, which is 99.99% bullshit, that is used to justify the high royalties demanded by half-baked math authors in academia, or the high fees charged by most overrated textbook math consultants or general editors (who are notorious in giving cosmetic feedback to a manuscript).

Educational publishers in Singapore reluctantly give in to trickle down mathematics, hoping to increase the odds of their approved textbooks to be adopted by more local schools, by displaying as many PhDs on their book covers.

by MathPlus November 17, 2021