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Mathew Meagher

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021
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mathematician

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.
by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006
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matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.
Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers
by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011
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Mathematics

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...
Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.
by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015
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Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.
I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.
by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014
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Mathew Baynton

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”
by helena.francisss July 1, 2021
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