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Mateusz

A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others
Person 1: did u see Mateusz yesterday???

Person 2: yeah omg hes so hawt!!
by Miooa March 21, 2022
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Mateusz

A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.
"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"
by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022
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Mateusz kokot

Mateusz kokot damn he’s leng
by Amo3456 October 12, 2023
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Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and Godly
by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020
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