1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,
2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances
2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances
by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025
When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.
I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 05, 2022
when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.
Cross between maternity leave and vacation.
Cross between maternity leave and vacation.
by Mouse's mom February 18, 2011
Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
by pinkfag October 02, 2023
The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”
Maternal Drift
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”
Maternal Drift
by PosthumouslyObscure June 03, 2025