mathtardation

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

by robulastage January 26, 2011

Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

Michtard

A man who calls innocent children ugly, or posers.

Person 1:"Thats the michtard"
Person 2: "I don't want to be called ugly!"
Person 1: "Then o lets fricken run!"

by xxlaughymouth7d April 26, 2010

munchtard

Someone who munches on the pussy like a retard munches on their hands

That boy is great in bed, he’s a real munchtard

by I’mThatChick October 7, 2020

Mitchard

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.

"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"

by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004

macTard

mac•tard
mak-tard –noun

1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".

Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >

—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb

—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple

That d-bag just spent another 750 bucks on a new iPhone4! What a macTard!

by dervishZ April 26, 2011

Mathtard

Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry salary, regretting their childhood.

Kristi was quite the mathtard in class today. She thought pi was somewhere between 2 and 3.

by LearnR July 26, 2009