mini masterpiece

when you really need to take a shit and then when you go to the bathroom you squeeze out a very small turd

dude, i thought i needed to take an gigantic shit but it turned out to be a mini masterpiece

by benny lopez January 23, 2009

its not a mistake its a masterpiece

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMMENTING THIS ON YT SHORTS ITS GETTING VERY ANNOYING AND I WANT YOU ON EVERY ''its not a mistake its a masterpiece'' COMMENT REPLY WITH RATIO I WANT THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR USE AYO😳 BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOURE A JELLYBEAN OR A REDVELVET FAN BOTH OF THOSE FANS ARE FATHERLESS

its not a mistake its a masterpiece haha so funny i comment it lolol toatally didnt ruin the comment section 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (you are non mature if you type this)😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022

Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.

That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful

by analagous October 10, 2009

masterpiecabation

A term for a masterpiece that involves masturbation, more commonly as a compliment for a very hot guy or gal.

Pronounced:
Master-Piece-Abation

"that guys a complete masterpiecabation"

by CurvySpacePrincess February 21, 2017

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

Masterpiece

Always assumed this would be on canvas

Yet to be created

Few potentials .. didn’t expect it to be an object

With use ..

Infused with my heart and soul and all my learnings so far since I accepted spirit was my friend … if I be good .. or actually if done in honour ..

Anyways .. masterpiece ..

Maybes, possibly ..

A labour of love and intense theory craft and learning/ recalling on the fly … most deffo

See … most of us spend our lives talking .. no action and some fill their lives obsessing over others and trying to feel noticed

Social media fakery aplenty .. again what fuels this …

Glad I was directed to put my energies into something other than worrying what the fuck people will do next or why they are even bothering …

Oh yeah … I already know the answers …

We all do …

Masterpiece… living proof it will certainly not be my one and only urban dic account ever in this life …

Derailed long long ago ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 28, 2023