magnification

The action of magnifying something or the process of being magnified.

The magnification was really bad so I couldn't see the bug very well.

by Awesome kitty June 15, 2017

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

missification

a process of rendering something more agirlable to chicks.

The predominance of celeb gossip in the 'news' is just one more example of the missification of society.

by orangefoxca November 7, 2012

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

motification

When running or doing strenuous activity, and your motivation is only thinking of Tom Brady getting sacked. Motification.

"I was exhausted at the gym, but I saw highlights of Brady getting flattened, and it gave me motification. F that dude."

by COMich17 January 30, 2019

massification

The broad economic spectrum as defined by the oligopoly of media's control and interpretation of their content.

"The Dark Knight" will exemplify Warner Brothers mastery of massification.

by J. Casey Kucera October 20, 2008