mastercrying

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.

by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Mastercraft

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

by A.C.E June 30, 2006

Mastercation

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

master card

this is the proccess of someone sliding there butt crack
in beetween another persons nose usually while they are asleep or passed out

john has passed i should master card him

by jeff gunning November 16, 2006