Masked Wolf

The new Shakespeare

A:Yo have you checked that new song Astrounaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf?
B:That one that goes "What you know about rolling down in the deep"?

by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021

Mastodong

Originally derived from the word Mastodon, this term describes an enormous penis.

Bob: Fuck man it was a total slayfest last night
Me: Shit Bobs got that Mastodong!

by Mr m December 18, 2013

maskedbob

mysterious super old man that wears masks

Maskedbob remains unknown in the world.

by Omgthisiisannoying October 13, 2017

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

mastodon

1) An enormous, wooled elephant existing since before the time of modern man. A distant relative of the Wooly Mammoth, the mastodon preferred more temperate climates, although was found primarily in colder regions.
2) A brutish, uncouth, and ridiculously physically powerful character although somewhat lacking in intellect. Usually proclaims self as such.

1) I want a pet Mastodon!!!
2) "ME MASTODON! ME CRUSH!"

by TBarb May 8, 2005

ten masked men

a great death metal cover band that takes pop songs and makes them metal

members:
* Mark "The Mauler" Hutson
* Dave "The Chef" Hutson
* Apocalypse Al
* Battle Damage Davies
* Pablo "The Snoot"
* Ross Well "The Incident"
* Billy Bub "The Janitor"
* Gary "The Gimp" Hearns
* Neil "Numbnut" Matthews
* Martin "Meathead" Matthews
its a shame this is the first definition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwuLlIUnamI
ten masked men cover ^

by beyoself1993 December 16, 2008

mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003