Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.
by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021
A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.
by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022
by Old-fashioned April 14, 2019
Martyn loves people that starts with A. Lot of people with name Martyn likes to lie, but they aren’t bad, people with name Martyn are verry kind type of person, in fact the perfect partner for Martyn is probably January Aquarius. People with name Martyn have 2 personalities .
by Nobody asked who I am November 21, 2021
by Unknown29630 March 27, 2022
Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
by bob7259 July 22, 2021