earritation

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.

Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022

Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

by safetygooner July 20, 2022

marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.

One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025