Marlier

Proper noun: A surname of Flemish origin that has nothing to do with the surrender monkey French or Walloons. Believed to be distant descendants of Ghengis Khan, members of the Marlier family are know to have a combustible temperament, physical prowess, martial ways, steadfastness and a keen wit. Fortified by years as farmers and soldiers, the Marliers produce predominantly male progeny and have expanded their empire and wealth by focusing their strengths on capitalist endeavors in technology, manufacturing, etc...

Those Marliers are into more shit than the Illuminati.

by Cornele Vanderbilt February 4, 2010

married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 6, 2018

fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

by Hugeau March 13, 2014

Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

by tuds January 19, 2009

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

by the_unknown December 4, 2012

ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married

They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.

by choosehappy November 21, 2010