Marko Jaric'd

When a man gets with a woman who is way out of his league.

Ann is so much hotter than bill, i dont know how he got with her, he completely marko jaric'd her.

by ballz69 April 1, 2009

Marino

an amazingly good looking person who everyone likes. they are great at every sport and everybody wants to be like them. and their girlfriend really loves them.

Wow Nick is such a Marino. Tom and Kim really wish they were like him.

by Go Wombats August 4, 2007

Marko

Marko is the most caring,fun,funny,sweetest,most kind person you will meet.He is really hot and all the girls are jealous of his girlfriend cause he is always with a hottie too.He is soooo loving and perfect.If you meet a Marko ,keep him.

Omg look at Markoo🤤

Marko is soo cute

by Someoneonthisworld October 28, 2019

Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment

"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

by Markromancers Incubi June 14, 2009

Markomplishmment

when someone called mark has an accomplishment worth celebrating.

"well done mark, guess this is another Markomplishmment then, i'm proud"
"hehe, thanks"

by r.i.p 2 my youth June 23, 2018

markovo mama

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

by markovomama October 1, 2021

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020