marketing garp 

Misleading nonsense used by major corporations to deceive customers.

Twitter was the free speech wing of the free speech party, and Facebook was making the world more open and connected, but not really. That was all just marketing garp.

marketing garp by Realist2020 June 24, 2020

Marketing Terrorist 

A marketer who makes extreme, sweeping statements about marketing because they have a hidden agenda.

Marketing Terrorist's claims usually come down to some "us vs them" narrative. The most popular form of marketing terrorism is proclaiming some marketing concepts as "dead".

BRUCE: Are you seriously doing lead generation? Lead generation is dead! You should be generating demand on dark social!

CALVIN: Don't be such as Marketing Terrorist. You're just saying that to sell us your demand generation consulting services.

Marketing Terrorist by Calvin Blanc October 22, 2022

Marketing Department 

The Marketing Department ("666"), is the most wholly evil and wrong thing on this earth. The marketing department is responsible for marketing the goods and/or services of the respective company for which they are employed. This career line, however, is so packed with those who had no idea what to do with their lives that the quality of such departments is next to 0 out of 10. The term "Marketing Department" should not, however, be confused with the awesome Japanese "Geniuses".

"What the hell makes McDonalds' marketing department think this is a good idea?"

"Man, I love Japanese condom advertisements!"

Marketing Department by guy_incognito August 23, 2005

Marketing Jizz 

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.

BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.

Marketing Jizz by bmwgnome June 8, 2011

marketing monkey 

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

marketing monkey by D_anonymous October 12, 2005

Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.

I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.

Marketing Computer by Spackle7 June 11, 2008

Marketing tings 

Slang for Marketing things. Often used by a marketing professor of Jamaican decent.

Don't forget your target audience when you are Marketing tings.

Marketing tings by vivki November 8, 2010