Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
by Torbert November 09, 2018
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marf

The sound sheep make when they know we arent looking.
Also a nonsensical word that has no real meaning.
"Marf Marf"
"What was that???"
by Decontrol December 04, 2006
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A small amount of regurgitated stomach contents (barf), that is not thrown up with much force. The contents only make it as far as your mouth. The "m" for mouth is substituted for the "b" in barf, hence marf. Usually you don't know it's coming and it is commonly simultaneous with a burp or hiccup. Can be used as a verb or a noun.
Neal: Uhhh, i just barfed in my mouth.
Peter: Ya, marf tastes pretty fucking gross.
by mgchnds September 15, 2011
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Jack: Check it out! I mixed milk and applesauce!
Jill: Ugh... I just marfed...

Some of the definitions in the Urban Dictionary make me marf.
by Alsharad October 27, 2017
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MARF

MARF: (Noun, Abbreviation) mahr-f: A derogatory term employed to describe those engaging in outdoor recreational activities in a manner inconsistent with experienced hobbyists, especially while doing so with self-promotional motives. A memetic epithetical acronym abbreviating 'Mis-Adventurous Recreational Fuckery.'
The MARF was gored by a bison attempting to take a selfie while disregarding established wildlife viewing protocols.
by itsme_101 December 12, 2020
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marf

An expression of depression, boredom, or general dissatisfaction with your life or current situation
"Hey man, what's up?"
"marf...."
"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Feeling crappy, don't know why"
by kimberkid October 29, 2006
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The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.
Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?
by Alex K. August 19, 2003
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