Marchant

a Marchant is a secret alcoholic and chain smoker. Most Marchants don't make it pass 21...

Ah! Marchant Oded again

by NiggaCatBeVibin March 9, 2020

Mirchandani

Some faggot who play baseball and probably is gay af and has a love for bald teachers.

Yo that Mirchandani is fucking our bald french teacher

by CurryMonster28 August 31, 2016

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

oliver marchant

has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.

IT IS as big as oliver marchants legs

by chode legs November 28, 2021

Cr Marchant Middle School

The best and worst middle school in weston
It lowkey cool cuz the drama and ghettoness. but lowkey u will get some good education
fights are a W and lowkey funny
but u will get good education (science,technolagy,engernnrng,mathamatics)

Quan:WHat school yall going?
The Squad: CRrrrrr
Quan:wrddd
Them: You should come to Cr Marchant Middle School
Quan: Aiiight

by eatoncentreking October 14, 2023

Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005