Marmalade

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Maraide

A beautiful mother or future mother. she is kind and beautiful. Most Maraides have brown hair and brown eyes. They are loyal and are great friend to have Maraides are smart and are made for the modern world no hate can get to her and she is amazing.

Wow Maraide you are so pretty

Who’s that

Oh that’s maride but don’t mess with her man

by Katyfriend01 January 23, 2020

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011