by Whoreallycares123 October 12, 2009
Get the Manore mug.Male (manstress) equivalent to a woman (mistress) sleeping with married man -> an unmarried man sleeping with a married woman
by Murse37 December 18, 2011
Get the manstress mug.Not destroying your balls
by Arandombisexual March 7, 2021
Get the manspreading mug.Manorexia is an electroclash song by two popular twin brothers in Hollywood called "Elephant." It's about the 'male form' of anorexia. The song is meant to be a humorous look at the world of homosexual men in America living up to absurd physical standards.
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by EllieC April 20, 2009
Get the manorexia mug.A man who thinks it is attractive to be skinny and lacking in muscle mass or any outward physical appearance of masculinity. The most amusing example being young, metrosexual males who weigh 120-140 pound and go to the gym to "tone" and "get cut", but fear "getting too big."
Last night when I wanted to squat there was some manorexic kid pumping out 20 rep sets of frat curls in the rack with the bar plus 10 pounds. When I told him to move so I could squat, he told me he never did those because they are bad your your knees and he was afraid the huge testosterone and GH release would cause him to gain weight.
by The_Incubator February 27, 2005
Get the manorexic mug.While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.
Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat
See also: leg spreading
Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat
See also: leg spreading
Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021
Get the manspreading mug.The male counterpart to the mistress. This can be either the male partner in a love affair or a title given to a guy who is with another guy more than the guy's girlfriend is.
Jimmy went with his manstress Tim to the movies again, while Sara sat at home watching television with her parents.
by Colto22 May 17, 2009
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