manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms

man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod

by weezyvalentine May 3, 2011

manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

Manpon

for one to apply gauze pad or a female's tampon into one's asshole to stop the bleeding from a rough rump hump.

after the raping ewolf gave to cakes,nos,fox,and deek they all bought a box of manpons to stop the bleeding.

by [e]SniperWolf June 11, 2003

manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.

dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.

Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.

by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009

manpond

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

by The Progrum November 11, 2009

Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011