Manposter

This is a male homo sapien with the brain of a young boy. Further, this creature completely lacks impuse control and in some cases, demonstrates sociopathic behavior.

Isobel thought she was dating a successful peer-but when the oaf was caught in a terrible lie, she quickly realized that she had wasted her time with a low life manposter

by immelinda January 21, 2019

Manpong

Beer pong......WITH BALLS! Manpong is played with two 5 man teams, with each team having at least 56 cups on their side. The 5 players on one team match up with the 5 players on the other. The objective of each player is to now follow their opponent going back and forth in a furious battle to sink as many cups as possible. The game is played in rapid fire style, so you don't have to wait for the rest of the team in order to keep shooting. If your opponent sinks his ball, you must drink the entire cup before you can shoot again. If you're a pussy and you can't handle your beer, you may pass it off to a more manly person on your team. The front 3 cups are filled to the brim while the rest are filled at regular Beer Pong length. The game begins when a person (preferably a loud broad) stands in the center of the table and yells at the top of his/her lungs....MANPONG!!!!!!. Beware...Manpong WILL get you and the guys fucked up FAST. Manpong originated in the Union County area of New Jersey, more specifically Springfield.

Dude: We got so fucked up playing Manpong last night?

Dude 2: How many games you play?

Dude: 3, and by the end of the 2nd...Godfrey had already pissed himself.

Dude: DAMN!

by MattySpringfield February 25, 2009

Manpon

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

by Cebbin March 30, 2011

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008

Manpon

A tampon for men that goes into the anus to absorb the sweat.

Dont play basketball with out a manpon

by bigdx September 6, 2003

manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.

"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."

by BigHercHimself June 23, 2020

manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms

man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod

by weezyvalentine May 3, 2011