Manning

A person who can consume vast quantities of alcohol and exhibit very little of it's effects.

Jimmy drank 35 beers last night, and I couldn't even tell! He must be a Manning.

by MikeDubya June 30, 2021

Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed

“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”

by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020

Manning Face

The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.

That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.

Tim: dude what's with the manning face?

Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.

by shaynetk August 7, 2010

manning up

not being a pussy about something

hey ryan, how about you get off the floor and man up? or i could just hold your purse for you...

by TronX February 24, 2004

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

Manning family

Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.

New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.

The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.

by Devveyovich June 23, 2008

Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor

Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns

by Ron Jeremiah Johnson III June 10, 2010