Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

Samantha Manitoba

1.5 oz tequila
1 snowball
1 lime wedge
Top with ginger ale

I'm gonna pound a Samantha Manitoba

by Puns_slut March 15, 2019

Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

by KurtMoore March 7, 2011

manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010

Manitoba Queef

When a fart bubble travels from the back to the front of the privates making a queef sound

I just ripped ass and it manitoba queefed to the front

by Hydra_Agent_42 December 20, 2021

The Manitoba Mudflap

The dirty, scruffy unmaintained moustache which sits above your upper lip can be identified in the province of Manitoba from and can even be seen worn by some PipeLiners in British Columbia.

Look at the Manitoba Mudflap on that Unit!

by CamMac01 October 16, 2022