manglitz

v. to fuck your friends over because of a refusal to adopt new technologies.

n. a type of narcissistic luddite

He totally manglitzed me when we couldn't find each other at the game.

by smizak October 5, 2012

manginity

Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.

Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.

by Alex Thompson February 2, 2006

Magitron

When you are so drunk you can hardy say your own name. Can be annoying to your friends and anyone else that tries talking to you. Its usually just a slur and a stumble.

that guy was so magitron last night, he pissed down the front of his pants then spewed into his glass before passing out on a staircase

by Burndog October 13, 2010

mangiacake

Translation: "Cake eater". A derogatory term used by blue collar Italo-Canadians used to describe commercialized middle-class WASPs. Italo-Canadians would view the typical daily diet of fellow WASP workers to be based on refined white flour and sugar.

Dave: "Yum! Kraft peanut butter and jam sandwiches on Wonderbread and a Coke and Twinkie" for lunch. I've been hungry since my usual double-double coffee and 3 Tim Horton's donuts from this morning. I can't wait to get home and have a Schneider's honey glazed ham and McCaines frozen cake."
Mario: "Dave. Oh. Don't be such a mangiacake. I got a mortadella, tomato and provolone on a pannino and escarole salad. Why don't you come over to my moms and try some of her pasta al forno with veal and dad's homemade sausage and wine."

by Biohazed April 30, 2006

Manginius Maximus

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.

Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!

by Da Big E May 14, 2006

Mangita

A very small mango

Please pass the mangita.

by Denlax April 9, 2020

Gangsta Mangsta

think mega awesome gangster only with some PIZZAZZ involved. (used most often by whites with some Hispanic undertones and Latino overtones)

-can also be used as an adjective-

noun: that gansta was like THE Gangsta Mangsta
adjective: my toilet turned Mangsta when I turned Gangsta
also: frick that, my karate test was gangsta mangsta

by Gangsta Mangsta March 4, 2009