Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.

by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010

mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.

"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.

by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021

mandy candy

Crack cocaine

From Chappelle show...
"I smoke Mandy candy"
"I'm Tyrone biggums... A Mandy candy head"

Also a failed last man standing clothing line

by Tyronebiggums February 11, 2014

Mandatory Fun

A social event put on by an organization having some form of authority over event attendees where those attendees are generally confronted with the dilemma of attending the social event or facing some generally undesired consequence.

A: "Sorry, but I can't go to the beach with you this weekend. My employer wants us to attend this team-building retreat. If I don't go to the retreat, I'm required to show-up at my workstation and perform my duties."
B: "Oh, so they want you to have some mandatory fun, huh? It's okay!"

by unindicted.coconspirator April 19, 2016

dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.

Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?

by op3rator October 7, 2021

mandy moo

the greatest nickname ever created. for the name amanda. it can often be used as a nickname for someone who is extremely attractive or in other words, sexy. this persons best friend usually goes by the name of christina.

1. hey mandy moo, looking good!
2. mandy moo, how has christina been?
3. mandy moo is a sexy beast!
4. have you seen mandy moo lately? shes looking FINE

by actingirl510 April 20, 2009