Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.

Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!

by tacosaladday January 28, 2009

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

Mandarizz

When you're trying to rizz up a Chinese girl using Mandarin only.

Bro: I just got the exchange student's number.
Me: Damn, nigga got that mandarizz!

by nutdevourer January 28, 2023

mandarizz

A portmanteau of "Mandarin" and "rizz"; the act of using the Mandarin Chinese language to successfully acquire foreign (mainly Chinese/Taiwanese) girls' phone numbers, LINE ID's and Instagram accounts.

Bro: Aye bruh, just got the Asian chick's number!

Me: Damn, you got that mandarizz...

by nutdevourer January 28, 2023

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

Mandara

Sanscrit and Indian meaning: A mythological tree, if one sits under said tree all their (negative) cares go away.

Sitting under the Mandara tree.

by Wowmynameisalreadybeingused February 6, 2010

Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!

by Ezechiel January 22, 2007