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Mancation

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
by JDFERNS October 18, 2011
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Mancabulary

The whole movement of defining terms relevant to men, usually done by adding man as a replacement for a syllable. For example, Manfernoon, Mandate, and Mandicap.
"We must improve our mancabulary so we cater to the man's right movement for a more man friendly world"
by Mr. Recard April 13, 2009
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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010
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Manca

An eastern European witch. Lives in mountains. Eats children and muffins. Has an especially strong laugh
To a child: "Eat your dinner otherwise Manca will get you"
by gypsy_aligner December 24, 2017
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mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.
"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.
by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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