Meat man

A great superhero who gives others multiple stacks of meat then leaves

"Thank you for this blessing Meat man" -KittenJedi

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

Meat Man

A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.

Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'

Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!

Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

The Meat Man

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.

The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it

Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.

by robinU February 3, 2007

the meat man

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back

dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol

by darkmagitrunks November 9, 2010

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010