man boobs

what guys get after eating to much chicken
"Uh oh, looks like William's been eating chicken again. He's got bigger man boobs that before..."
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003
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man-boobs

Boobs, as in the two/three lumps of fat and nastiness with a nipple on top attached to the chest, on a man. Typically found on gentlemen of increasing age and weight, both of which wear wife-beaters and khaki pants too high on their waist.
"Hey mommy, that man has man-boobs!"

"I know sweetie, but it's not polite to point."
by tay lo. August 07, 2004
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man boobs

A man with fatty, protruding pectoral muscles that resemble breasts.
by x January 22, 2003
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man boobs

A lot of estrogen in a male produces pectorals nearing female proportions.
Damn Taichi, have you been taking estrogen because you have man boobs?! Put some 22's on that sumbitch!
by Tally Wacker Johnston October 02, 2006
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man:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Huge Nipples p2. Men with knockers 1. A human male that possesses either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
Holy Shit! Max Zdrada has some huge man boobs!

After the gay strip club, we saw drag-queens (Men with huge Knockers).
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Man boobs

extremely huge and luscious titties that feel very soft and are quiet huge. The nipple of a person with moobs are huge
my brother has man boobs and they are huge
by boobiefat November 07, 2011
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Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 16, 2012
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