Marmaduked

When a great dane jizzes on your face.

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!

by cumjerky September 12, 2010

Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.

Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!

by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003

mammadex

similar to a rolodex, but categorizes mothers & other maternal figures.

'ill check my mammadex to find johns MILf'

by George Monger January 6, 2009

marmaduke sandwich

When you go in to subway and order a giant ass sandwich.

Damn son look at that marmaduke sandwich.

by ShyGuy November 13, 2017

Ilusha Mammadov

(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!

Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!

by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019

marmaduke

the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.

is that a meal worm or a penis you're wanking with you disgusting marmaduke!

by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011

marmaduked

to be drunk or have been drunk

we were totally marmaduked

by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2008