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MAMsquatch

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An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.
Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.
by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019
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sombody who does their mother for pleasure or enjoyment
that guy is such a mamshagger
by Sbj May 13, 2005
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mamsplaining

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m'amsplaining

When a feminist or social justice warrior explains how a white man (or anyone) should act according to progressive rules.
Domique was mamsplaining to Doug that his being a white male meant that he could not offer advise in any situation and was in fact worse than Hitler.
by darkurthe January 11, 2017
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Mamsay

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"Pronounced: Ma'am-say"

Mamsay is a word that is used when the subject you are wanting to talk about can not be discussed out loud. It is a secretive word that's meaning is different in every case.

Mamsay was made up by myself when i was getting stoned with some friends and we needed a way to ask each other if one another was ready to smoke, without anyone knowing what we were talking about.

It has since grown into a word that can be used in any scenario and it is being used in any scenario to this day.

Use it but do not over use it.
Scene sets up like this:

Friend A is calling Friend B:

Friend A: "Hey man, whats goin on?"
Friend B: "Not much, eatin dinner with my pops"
Friend A: "Oh nice, well I won't bug you but mamsay later on?"
Friend B: "yes sir, I will hit you up after dinner"

In this case Friend B doesn't need to worry about his dad overhearing something that doesn't need to be overheard.

This is also a good word to use when you would LIKE to say something to someone, but know that if you do you will get in trouble. Look that person in the face and "Mamsay". Turn around and walk away. For you know what you meant but know one else does!
by MamsayIncognito April 18, 2011
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Mamsay

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When shit gets to serious, just fuck it
when you are ripped out of you mind and u just wanna say fuck it, say "mamsay"
by M Simpson March 1, 2009
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Mamsir

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What to address someone whose sex you cannot discern
Excuse me mamsir I did not see you there.
by Jagathecat June 1, 2018
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the MAMS

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Minute after minute shits; occur when you have diarrhea constantly for a period of time, typically unable to get off the toilet without having to go again
I can't get off the toilet, I have the MAMs.
by J-phresh January 11, 2014
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