mall legs

A condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. Sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.

May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.

I can't handle Old Navy right now, Mom. We've been here for three hours and I have a serious case of mall legs.

by Hattrick12488 June 10, 2011

Mall Crashing

Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall

On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.

by Rgreener November 1, 2011

mac mall

Mac Mall. Excellent rapper repping Cali. Released his first CD at 16 in the early nineties and has been on the grind since. Great lyrics (better than those that usually come from the west coast). Criminally underrated.

"Damn son, Mac Mall is one hell of a rapper. You got that Immaculate CD?"

by Krazah March 14, 2005

Malasia

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015

Coconut Mall

The absolute greatest thing to have come from Nintendo. Also, a way to rickroll your friends when you have standards.

You just got coconut malled. Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them.

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

Ghetto Mall

Any mall with a different mix of stores catering to a ghetto clientele. Also a poor representation of mainstream retailers.

Mall with a lot of athletic shoe stores, urban wear, dollar stores, wig shops, stores that don't exist in other malls, stores where you can see they were once a national store such as The Gap, but something else moved in and did not remodel much and have a banner sign over the Gap sign.

by kk1221 August 9, 2004

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008