One of President Joe Biden’s many humorous constructs, a creation used to measure the degree of bullshit spoken by a person in a given statement.
My Malarkey Meter was wailing as I listened to the dissonant Trio of Nincompoops, otherwise known as U.S. Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz.
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Old person slang for Bullshit-crap-on-a-stick. Often used in polite company instead of any swear world.
Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.
Ask any old person about it, they'll tell you about when something was bull-malarkey and they weren't happy about it.
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“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland
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2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
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