Maksymilian

The Slavic version of "Maximilian". Same virtues and skills, but blond and blue-eyed.

He's Maksymilian. Bad ass MOFO. Drinks vodka like a fish and the Moscow mafia don't mess with him.

by Virtual Jesus February 6, 2010

Maksym

A tall European man (Usually from Ukraine or Russia). He has a dry and sarcastic sense of humor with a monotone voice. Maksym's favorite thing to do is watch anime or play video games. Maksym’s personally is pretty introverted and is shy around other people. Never get on a Maksym’s nerves because they are usually extremely strong and know how to fight. They also can be extremely aggressive if you repeatedly annoy them.

That Maksym sure is huge.

Yesterday I was stepped on by a Maksym.

That Maksym kind of looks like Shrek.

by HeavyWeight27 October 30, 2019

maksymiak

A Ukranian eskimo living in Canada. The maksymiak tribe crossed the Atlantic ocean in hand-made boats held together with logie (see logie definition).

The maksymiak was very proficient at clubbing baby seals.

by Testicleez July 27, 2006

Maksymilian

Maksymilian is usually a big strong sexy man with a large penis, who originates from Poland and has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Oh my god, it's Malksymilian! My panties are getting so wet!

-Any girl Maksymilian walks past

by JensenIsGay November 2, 2019

Maksim

The sexiest name on earth, usually Russian and very athletic. Really fun to be around and can always make you laugh

you know maksim?" "yeah, he's hella funny" "he pwns

by thefinalorange March 20, 2011

Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.

'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'

by archer sucks March 21, 2021

Maksym

He is a person with the powers of god.

If anyone is thinking about fighting a Maksym.

Think Twice.

Maksym is Very Scary Up in person

by Always watching you September 8, 2020