In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

Your so good at Makeup! by heard1073 May 12, 2021

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Strawberry Makeup

A pink-blush soft pastel makeup trend focused on rosy cheeks, started by Hailey Bieber.

Person 1: “Have you tried the strawberry makeup trend?”
Person 2: “No, what’s that?”
Person 3:”Are you living under a rock? It’s all over tiktok!”

Strawberry Makeup by violentnympth September 25, 2023

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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired by LordJenal December 17, 2023

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Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.

I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.

Shower makeup by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

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