A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
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A south asian last name with powerful origins. Someone named maurya is liked by all and is very friendly. They usually have a lot of friends and are quite outgoing.
Person 1: Hey is who is that guy?
Person 2: He's a maurya!
Person 1: Oh, he seems really fun and nice!
Person 2: I know right! He's everyone's favorite!
Person 2: He's a maurya!
Person 1: Oh, he seems really fun and nice!
Person 2: I know right! He's everyone's favorite!
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episode
1. Woman says i know -insert name- is the father. I'm -insert outrageous percentage here- sure he's the father
2.The man typically says i am not the father. And starts calling the woman b--ch and s-ut.
3.Woman takes the stage once again, usually commenting that he has a tiny penis like the baby
4.paternity test results are revealed, guy is probably the father.
episode
1. Woman says i know -insert name- is the father. I'm -insert outrageous percentage here- sure he's the father
2.The man typically says i am not the father. And starts calling the woman b--ch and s-ut.
3.Woman takes the stage once again, usually commenting that he has a tiny penis like the baby
4.paternity test results are revealed, guy is probably the father.
See, i've always wondered. you know in summer the ice cream truck is always on the street. if they handed out free condoms, the Maury would fall apart.
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Get the Maury mug.Masury, Ohio is a small town that is part of Brookfield, Ohio. Brookfield is split in two because of the postal systems. Everyone thinks it is a small town, but really it isn't. There is nothing there, but old people, hicks & rich families. There is never anything to do, but get drunk & get pregnant. Everyone knows everyone either by rumor or just in passing. No one knows where it is located.
Guy: "Where are you from?"
Girl: "The Masury, Brookfield area."
Guy: "Where is that?"
Girl: "Oh, not too far from Youngstown."
Guy: "Oh! Never heard of it before."
Girl: "The Masury, Brookfield area."
Guy: "Where is that?"
Girl: "Oh, not too far from Youngstown."
Guy: "Oh! Never heard of it before."
by roughlanding April 4, 2009
Get the Masury mug.1) An American tabloid style talk show which exploits people of low socioeconomic and educational status, who are seeking paternity testing or lie detector testing to prove infidelity.
2) A tv show where you would find the most ignorant and ratchet Americans who weren't ignorant and ratchett enough for Jerry Springer.
3) A show where people go when they are too dumb or lazy to hit up a lab or the family court for a paternity test.
4) A show where women dash backstage like Olympic runners when they hear that the man they accused is not the baby daddy.
5) A show where Maury asks the accused man, "If this is your child, you will step up and take care of it," but the viewer can predict with 100% accuracy that the man won't do shit whether or not he is the father.
2) A tv show where you would find the most ignorant and ratchet Americans who weren't ignorant and ratchett enough for Jerry Springer.
3) A show where people go when they are too dumb or lazy to hit up a lab or the family court for a paternity test.
4) A show where women dash backstage like Olympic runners when they hear that the man they accused is not the baby daddy.
5) A show where Maury asks the accused man, "If this is your child, you will step up and take care of it," but the viewer can predict with 100% accuracy that the man won't do shit whether or not he is the father.
Joseph: listen bitch I ain't your babby daddy
Maria: Fuck you..we gonna go on Maury and find out.
Joseph: Imma be laughing like a mother fucker when you run backstage after Maury tell you I'm not the father.
*2 months later..yes he is the father
Maria: You know this is your son now! You told Maury you would step up and be a father if this is your kid.
Joseph: Bitch you funny. All the guys say that.
Maria: Fuck you..we gonna go on Maury and find out.
Joseph: Imma be laughing like a mother fucker when you run backstage after Maury tell you I'm not the father.
*2 months later..yes he is the father
Maria: You know this is your son now! You told Maury you would step up and be a father if this is your kid.
Joseph: Bitch you funny. All the guys say that.
by koriandr December 15, 2015
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