Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.

Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.

by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008

mailbomb

snail mail - an explosive letter or package

e-mail - sending an overwhelming amount of messages to an address or a site. The intent is to break normal messaging with a massive volume of message traffic.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.

Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.

by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009

chicken mailbox

An object yanked from a lawn by a fella when under the influence

Fuck it, chicken mailbox

by Ed Posh December 18, 2020

Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008

mailboxer

a person who whacks off into a mailbox

john is a mailboxer; john is going mailboxing

by Rendrag October 1, 2007

suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009