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Magnolia Wedding

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.
by Jorge Dos Santos March 5, 2011
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Magnolia

A neighborhood in Seattle, minutes from downtown. Many great aspects to it including the Village, nice houses, a boulevard, a sweet view of the Sound.
(Reps the 206)
Yeah, I live in Magnolia.
Damn, I miss Magnolia.
Greatest place on Earth? Magnolia.
by revoohdivad January 19, 2009
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Squeal Magnolias

A movie for people who like to squeal
"What's your favorite movie, Squeal Magnolias?"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Magnolia

A suburb of Houston right outside The Woodlands where the parents didn't want their kids going to The Woodlands High School and they thought moving out to Magnolia on their one and two acre lots building theirs homes out their they were protecting their children from the drugs, alcohol, and sex in The Woodlands.

The people of Magnolia either don't have enough money to live in The Woodlands or don't want to. The main high school Magnolia High School is full of a bunch of wannabees everyone smokes pot and parties and comes to school hungover. The school itself tries to portray itself as good with the principal stating it's a great day to be alive and being told we're striving "to be the best district in the state of Texas" yet they do whatever they want they don't care one kid can get in a fight and not get a ticket the next one will they have bull attendance policies.
Magnolia - "friendliness of a small town" with access to big city
by the one that lives here June 28, 2010
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dropping the magnolia

When a caucasian person has sex with an African-American person for the first time.
Last Saturday night, Helen wound up dropping the magnolia after a night out in the French Quarter in New Orleans.
by CJ Robertson November 26, 2006
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Magnolia highschool

Oh yeah I go to Magnolia highschool”……. “Where?”
by Lillieslow April 11, 2021
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Wild Magnolia

Ben Ioannidis
Hey look, there’s Wild Magnolia playing ball
by Joe.... November 10, 2019
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