A new way to describe mentally retarded people because of the fact that the word to describe the mentally retarded keeps getting less insulting. For example It use to be Retarded then mentally handy caped, then special, and now we are to a point where we are saying they are "GIFTED". ( what kind of a gift is being retarded?) so now it has been decided that the mentally impaired will be called magnificent. Witch is now a good new way to make fun of your friends with out them knowing.
Tyler your so "magnificent". I mean seriously what kind of a man craps themselves in the middle of a parking lot.
by Larry Schulze May 2, 2007
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Get the Magnificent mug.1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.
2) Popular label for a small package.
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Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
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by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
Get the magnificent seven mug.when at a bar with 6 friends and its time leave for whatever reason and one, many or all of your party is displeased with the service of the bar staff a magnificent 7 may be called.
this requires all 7 people to urinate into a pint glass. next place a bar coaster over the top of the glass, tip the glass upside down and place onto the bar. the coaster is then removed leaving the air locked urine in the glass.
the beauty of the magnificent 7 is that once a glass has been removed by the bar staff the urine will cover the bar and staff and after which the bar staff will realize there is still another 6 glasses to remove.
this requires all 7 people to urinate into a pint glass. next place a bar coaster over the top of the glass, tip the glass upside down and place onto the bar. the coaster is then removed leaving the air locked urine in the glass.
the beauty of the magnificent 7 is that once a glass has been removed by the bar staff the urine will cover the bar and staff and after which the bar staff will realize there is still another 6 glasses to remove.
person a; hey man did you go out last night?
person b; yeah mate just went down the local with the boys!
person a; ohh yeah how was it?
person b; yeah not to bad heyy, davvo wasnt to happy with the bartender so he called a magnificent 7, poor girl think it was he first night on the job
person b; yeah mate just went down the local with the boys!
person a; ohh yeah how was it?
person b; yeah not to bad heyy, davvo wasnt to happy with the bartender so he called a magnificent 7, poor girl think it was he first night on the job
by payno/allroundsickbloke May 26, 2010
Get the magnificent 7 mug.Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.
Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!
MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.
MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.
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