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magical mystery tour

Taking a trip to an unknown destination by taking some public form of transit, chosen at random, usually a local bus. Some people do this to get to know a new city. Others do it for the fun factor, and potential for a good story later.
For my last holiday, I did a magical mystery tour and ended up in Thunder Bay.
magical mystery tour by Pizzaf December 19, 2008

magical cat thing 

A fannon term for the Cazar race in Ratchet and Clank, most specifically in reference to Captain Sasha.
"Has anybody figured out what Sasha and the Galactic President are?"
"Not a clue. I think they're Magical Cat Things."
magical cat thing by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

magical fairy tits

Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.
I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG 

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

Magicant 

From a portmanteu of Magician and Can't. A practitioner of Clear Magic (illusion stage magic) that bungles every trick or isn't good with crowds.
Did you see that Magicant? He said he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat but pulled out a bunch of rotten chicken eggs instead.

magician in the kitchen 

One who is very effective in the kitchen