magazine

A container used for holding rounds of ammunition. It can be both fixed or detachable. They can be loaded manually, or by using a speed-loader or a stripper clip.

The M16A2 typically uses a 30 detachable-box magazine.
OR
When your automatic pistol runs out of ammunition, drop the magazine.

by Grant February 14, 2004

He's got a magazine

When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.

Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.

Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.

Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine

by Commander Poopy Pants June 11, 2011

wordup magazine

an 80's magazine about rap and hip hop

"It was all a dream. Used to Read Wordup Magazine" - Biggie

by wordupmag December 26, 2010

Complex Magazine

Corny white boy publication trying to co-opt hip hop culture. Known for wack lists and forced, unnatural use of black slang. Also known for slobbering on Jay-Z and Eminem.

Complex Magazine: "Don't get shook by all the Rihanna features, hypebeasts, Hov and Eminems new albums go H.A.M.

Click here to read 20 reasons why Iggy Azalia is not a culture vulture. "

A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.

by Trillmatic October 25, 2014

Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

Details Magazine

A stupid, racist publication who not only hired Whitney McNally but allowed her to put out the trash article "Gay or Asian?"

Details Magazine should rot on the newsstands.

by Jessica April 9, 2004

magazine stand

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.

"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"

by Evac156 February 24, 2005