Big Ol' Maples

A slang term for large breasts. Commonly used when referring to a female from Canada.

Justin : "Hey Krystin, let's seem them boobies!"
Krystin : "You mean my big ol' maples?"

by Justin Bizzle February 9, 2009

Maple yttd

A literal goddess that deserves the world and deserves love from everyone who is NOT Midori or as I like to call him crunchy, musty, crusty, dusty, lettuce hair.

Who is Maple yttd?
An amazing character from the hit game your turn to die

by Naoegokoroswife July 9, 2021

Mapple

Maria Apolonia Vergara, known by her nickname Mapple is a fictional character from To Fall Again. Her character was described as quiet and shy type. Her beauty is close to an angel sent from heaven, a fairy with beautiful personality and her voice sounded as sweet as honey.

She is loved by many, but also hated by people with insecurities.

Mapple is ethereal.

Mapple is worth the pain.

Time may pass, words may change, things might not go the way we want it to be, but my love for Mapple will remain until the very end.

by LaVieEstBelle October 8, 2020

Maple Vision (sight)

Playing Maple Story to the extent of which, when you get off, everything becomes Maple-Like. Rooms can become icy ledges or ledgy forests. In the process, everything you say can also be related to Maple. Pets can become snails, or shrooms, and most things become 2-D.

After extended Maple exposure, tiredness, unintended urination, starvation, and dehydration can occur.

dude, after alex hit lvl. 100, he got off and came screaming at me with a chair leg yelling "MESO EXPLOSION"
i guess Maple Vision (sight) set in.

by paks June 13, 2008

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

Maple TA

A retarded method of assessment used by universities to fuck their students up and give them cancer.

Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?"
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."

by A Dumb Dude August 23, 2016

MAPLE NIGGER

A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.

Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy

Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.

by Slamcrunch October 1, 2016