A whiteass rapping cracker that raps like a 9 year old on cod jizzing to get his motherfucking try hard quickscope ever. He sags with his pants up his ass crick/crack. He calls himself a Wigga. It means the whitest nigga to ever be on this planet. The most popular songs are "Theft Shop and some others that nobody gives a flying doodoo shitfuck about. The only person that can come close to a macklewhore is a Jiztin Beater/Beaver.
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Macklewhore
Macklewhore
by ZemballaM Mrlylebob August 5, 2014
Get the Macklewhore mug.A snotty, unrealistic person that thinks his operating system (macintosh) is better than yours. Typically, mackeys are raised up thinking windows is a good operating system, then they get their hands on a mac and think their poop doesn't stink. They often make very homo-erotic statements about their desktop, webcams, and (or) virus invulnerability.
Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.
Pronunciation: Mack-e
Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.
Pronunciation: Mack-e
Example 1
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.
Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.
Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.
Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.
Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.
Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.
Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.
by Philliano July 25, 2010
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"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."
"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."
"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."
by Extra Mayo February 16, 2014
Get the Macklemore mug.This is a boy's name, but could be a girl's name I suppose. It's not widely used. It's used for funny, sweet, caring guys who don't mind to tell you how awesome you are. Macklyn's are usually very easy to talk to and they always know what to say. They love to listen and sing their favorite songs in the car, and I wouldn't be surprised to catch one dancing while driving down the road. Most of them really like hip-hop and rap. Their smile is as bright as the sun and their hugs feel warm and cozy. They're reserved and conservative, but they can surprise you behind closed doors. There's something special about the way they smile that just melts your heart and makes you happy. Often called Big Mac, Mack Daddy, Mack truck, Macky, and other forms of his (or hers, but mostly his) name.
When Macklyn smiles, it lights up a whole room.
That guy is so funny and sweet, he's a total Macklyn.
Did you see Macklyn singing every word to his favorite 2 Chainz song?
That guy is so funny and sweet, he's a total Macklyn.
Did you see Macklyn singing every word to his favorite 2 Chainz song?
by orange1227 January 8, 2013
Get the Macklyn mug.He's a rapper, in cohorts with Ryan Lewis. However, unlike the stereotypical rap "music" that is popular today, he actually makes music. Real music, for music is meant to entertain, yes, but it's also meant to make you feel something.
He talks about things that are important, but many don't want to speak of or are uncomfortable about. For example, he has written a song about equal rights for all ("Same Love,") he has written a song about the horrors of addiction ("Otherside," "Neon Cathedral,") he has written songs about never giving up and going for your dreams ("Can't Hold Us," "Ten Thousand Hours," "Wing$,") and about how the music industry has become a bit rotten nowadays ("Jimmy Iovine.") Yes, he has also written songs that could be considered normal rap (kinda of...) like "Thrift Shop," "Castle," "White Walls," "Thin Line," and more. But that doesn't matter, because not all of his songs are like that(:
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are one of my favorite music artists.
They're great(:
He talks about things that are important, but many don't want to speak of or are uncomfortable about. For example, he has written a song about equal rights for all ("Same Love,") he has written a song about the horrors of addiction ("Otherside," "Neon Cathedral,") he has written songs about never giving up and going for your dreams ("Can't Hold Us," "Ten Thousand Hours," "Wing$,") and about how the music industry has become a bit rotten nowadays ("Jimmy Iovine.") Yes, he has also written songs that could be considered normal rap (kinda of...) like "Thrift Shop," "Castle," "White Walls," "Thin Line," and more. But that doesn't matter, because not all of his songs are like that(:
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are one of my favorite music artists.
They're great(:
Person 1: "Hey, you hear that rapper on the radio yesterday, homebrotha?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that was Macklemore & Ryan Lewis! Their rap actually means something, doesn't it!?!"
Person 1: "Yeah, man, they're da bomb!"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that was Macklemore & Ryan Lewis! Their rap actually means something, doesn't it!?!"
Person 1: "Yeah, man, they're da bomb!"
by TheKingdomOfRetards May 26, 2013
Get the Macklemore mug.This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
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