Mackley

To have a fringe that looks like some poof has flattened it with a vigorous amount of warm testicular spray

Dude One "Dylan has a new hair style"
Dude Two "Yeah it's another one of those Mackley's. Where some bloke blows all over your hair and you flatten your fringe to look like a fuck wit."

by Better than you and I know it January 5, 2013

Mackle

Verb ("To mackle"), English Midlands dialect. To mend hurriedly in a makeshift way, or to assemble an inferior product out of scrap materials.

Hugh mackled a boat together from old bits of wood. Somehow it looks less seaworthy than his homemade rowing machine. Despite that, he's still more useful than a Paper Driver.

by Reginald E. Might November 2, 2020

Vic Mackey

The main character of FX's cop drama The Shield which is now in its 4th Season. Detective Vic Mackey is a thorougly corrupt L.A. cop who is willing to do anything inside or outside the law to get the job done. He firmly believes that his actions are for the greater good. He is played by the talented Michael Chiklis.

"That makes you a special kinda B.. my bitch." -Vic Mackey to a suspect

"We knock down the doors other cops don't want to." -Vic Mackey to IA investigator after the death of Detective Terry Crowley at his hands.

by Paul Delaney March 19, 2005

macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.

“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

by Whatareyousinkingabout! January 1, 2019

The Mackey Effect

When your shitty teacher named Ms. Mackey only talks about filtering and preparing for college and how you should be getting a 100 in the class without a problem. Instead, you end up failing the class and your college acceptance rejected. These are only minor effects of The Mackey Effect.

Dude The Mackey Effect is killing me right now, im flunking civics but everyone in the class down the hall has five times less work and has an A.

by TypicalGreenHopeStudent February 28, 2017

mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013