Macklewhore

A whiteass rapping cracker that raps like a 9 year old on cod jizzing to get his motherfucking try hard quickscope ever. He sags with his pants up his ass crick/crack. He calls himself a Wigga. It means the whitest nigga to ever be on this planet. The most popular songs are "Theft Shop and some others that nobody gives a flying doodoo shitfuck about. The only person that can come close to a macklewhore is a Jiztin Beater/Beaver.

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Macklewhore

by ZemballaM Mrlylebob August 5, 2014

macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.

“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

by Whatareyousinkingabout! January 1, 2019

Macklehorny

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1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklemore

A white rapper from Seattle who actually raps about something that means something. Not like all the other 'rappers' who think that sex, drugs, and money will really have people respect them. Macklemore often collabs with Ryan Lewis and is generally a well known mc in the West, and anyone who meets him is a lucky son of a bitch.

John: dude I just met Macklemore yesterday!!

Britt: no way, how come you didn't take me with you! now I have to wait till he comes back to town! You lucky sob.

by Kendeeeeeeezille April 28, 2011

Macklemore

The only guy who has songs where the white guy raps and the black guy sings

John: Hey did you hear the new Macklemore song?
Bob: Yeah! It is so weird how the black guy sings and the white guy raps!

by Blue Eyed Surfer May 8, 2013

Macklemore

Local Seattle rap/hip-hop artist who has strong democratic views.

Ronny: Yo man, you hear that new single Macklemore just put out?
Derryle: Yee man it was awesome!

by hummerhorizon September 12, 2010

manglewhore

One who is a whore for mangling stuff.

Have you ever seen the work that Henry does, he's a real manglewhore!

by meatface November 26, 2010