Trip To Mordor

A Challenge in which a single person must finish 3 grams of marijuana and 3 large pizzas during the duration of all 3 orignal Lord of the Rings movies.

"Dude, are you up for the Trip to Mordor tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"

by euuphoriaa February 16, 2017

Walking into Mordor

having sex with a girl that is either way to good for you, or prude.

Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"

by The Dais November 25, 2011

Gates of Mordor

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

by teh Scowl November 23, 2005

mordor

Another word for Vagina

She had a loose mordor!!

by Umlor January 2, 2008

Eye of Mordor

a permanent eye shaped shit stain in a mattress. the result of a failed attempt to get to the toilet

i have left the eye of Mordor in hotels from Turkey to Cambodia

by scudlins March 28, 2011

it fair mordor strong

Used specifically in StarCraft maps. This is the excuse of any complete noob when he asks for a 4 vs 1 in a map designed for 2 vs 1.

Fury: 4 vs 1 eh?
aragorn65: it fair mordor strong

by EternalFury July 11, 2006

The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025