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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Vogoins July 25, 2008
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mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence
Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!
by cyclopsee May 17, 2010
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Mistress Rage

Mistress Rage is a former Dominatrix and current BDSM educator, fetish model and former DJ for WRUW Cleveland who became infamous for her banned YouTube videos. Mistress Rage can also be heard in the Nine Inch Nails "Discipline" remix and on The Pusher's "Rubber City Hustler" CD. Mistress Rage was the subject of the documentary "The Joy of Pain" where she discusses what BDSM is(and isn't) about . Her informative interviews can be found many places online.
I went to see a bondage class held by Mistress Rage.
by FireTree January 27, 2010
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Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.
A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!
by Rob bie April 1, 2012
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Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.
Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.
by Dr Manian March 29, 2012
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mistress drink

Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.
Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.
by domino woodstock June 7, 2011
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mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."
A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.
by Jennisis May 10, 2016
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