skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

Missing someone

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.

someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.

by missing my pup November 12, 2018

Missile car

Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin) built primarily for drifting. They are often made using spare parts or whatever is lying about on the workshop floor at the time.

Cars are built to be thrashed and beaten about, hence the cheapness of parts and production.

Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck owns a Nissan 240SX missile car.

by my pseudonym goes here? July 13, 2012

Fur Missile

A police K9 teaching idiots not to run, one bite at a time.

The fur missile was launched when the suspect ran.

by Tyre Fyre August 10, 2018

foxx missierek

Foxx missierek has a deep and meaningful meaning in the Maltese language, it is said that in 1809 A.C (After Christ) a Maltese boy named Pawlu asked his dying mother about his unknown father to what his dying mother responded "foxx missierek dak il liba" Fuck your fuck that semen.
The word has since transpired into a common phrase among friends and enemies, with the nature of the Maltese language allowing the creativity in its use, it has since become part of the tapestry that is the Maltese language.

A few examples:

Foxx missierek: Pronounced - fosch missi-ierek meaning fuck your father
Foxx il pufta missierek: Pronounced - Fosch il poofta missi-ierek meaning fuck your faggot father.
Foxx il hanzir missierek - Pronounced - Fosch il hanziyr missi-ierek meaning fuck your pig father.

Though not as famous as its original predecessor Foxx ommok (Fuck your mother) Foxx missierek (Fuck your dad) has left its imprint in the Maltese language appealing to the young and old alike.

Pawlu never found his father.

by Lingwa Fahxijja Maltijja August 8, 2015

Piss Missile

In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.

“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”

by @99fordwindstar August 10, 2018